Keeping Secrets

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto

"She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed Jeeto. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."

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Police - Where Are You Going without Mask..

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When Relatives Offer Me Something to eat in front of my parents

 

Me - When Relatives Offer Me Something to eat in front of my parents

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When Mom says Mere Purse Se Pese kese gayab huye

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Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana..

Me - Acha Toh Aap frooty piyenge..<

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dekho ye Zinda Hai

Lockdown Se Gira TV

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