Keeping Secrets

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto

"She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed Jeeto. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."

Other jokes

Patni ka dusra aadmi

Pati : mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. 
Patni : tumhe ki

Pagal Aurat Sardi lag rahi Hai

 

पत्नी पति रात को रजाई में सो रहे

Netaji Apka Beta

टीचर- नेता जी आपका बेटा फेल हो गया है औ

When Someone Told You Are In Relationship

 

Someone -Tum to relation me honge na..

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Me -

Battery Full

संता और उसकी पत्नि दोनो सो रहे थे,

When Dogs See A Person

 

Dogs Be Like:Kitney Aaram Se Jaa raha hai abhi bhonk kar iski phaadta hu..

Me To Taxi Drivers During MumbaiRains

Me To Taxi Drivers During MumbaiRains.

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Ladki Aur Naukari

Santa ka Birthday

 

संता नौकरी के लिए इंटरव्यू देन�

Ayegi Bhi Nahi sapne Me

 

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