OH SANTA
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
admin
It s Christmas Eve and Santa arrives at this beautiful young woman s apartment. She takes one look at Santa and decides that she needs to make love to Santa.
She say's “Oh Santa, won't you stay the night? Santa replies, “HO, HO, HO, Gotta go! Gotta Go! Gotta deliver those toys, you know.
The young woman tries to tempt Santa again by letting down her long silky hair and begs, “Oh Santa, now won't you stay? Santa again replies, “HO, HO, HO, Gotta go! Gotta Go! Gotta deliver those toys, you know.
The young woman tries one last time. This time she opens her house robe and reveals her beautiful body. She then asks, “Oh Santa, won't you please stay.
Santa, now becoming aroused, replies, “Hey, Hey, Hey, Gotta Stay! Gotta Stay! Won't fit up the chimney THIS way!
275 
50 
Other jokes
Aam Ka Season Ek bar gyo to gyo
Aam Ka Season Ek bar gyo to gyo
Battery Full
संता और उसकी पत्नि दोनो सो रहे थे,
Sabka Haal Ka Ek Jesa Hai
सुबह-सुबह पत्नी अपने पति से: सुनते हो
When You Using Sanitizer On Hands And Bacteria Be Like
Using Sanitizer On Hands..
.
.
.
Bacteria Be Like - Mera pura kha
When Corona Cases In My Colony
17 Lacs Covid19 Cases In India..
.
.
Me - I am not interes
Opening Ceremony
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my r
When Parents Says mera Pyara bacha
When Parents Says mera Pyara bacha
Someone Tumse kon pyar karta Hai
Someone Tumse kon pyar karta Hai
Are You Happy With Your Life
Are You Happy With Your Life
Teacher Or Nalayak Sanju
टीचर – संजू यमुना नदी कहॉं बहती है ?
