Santa Ka Interview
संता मोबाइल कम्पनी में नौकरी लेने गया तो पहले ही सवाल का जवाब देने पर उसको
Santa Se Panga
संता : आज सुबह एक बिल्ली ने मेरा रास्ता काट दिया
Latak Ke Dwai Khana
संता पेड़ पर उल्टे लटके हुए था,
Samajhdar Santa
संता का सर फट गया….
Net 3G ya 2G
Santa opened a new tailor shop.
You Have Came Again
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the Park today, Everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.
Santa shocked, Banta rocked
Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Kanjus Santa
Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,
Santa ki faasi se phle aakhri icha...
Inspector to Santa : Faansi se pehle,bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa aadhi raat ko...
Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni moti Biwi Ko Jaga Ke bola... Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya Ekdum Se? Biwi: Ekdum Se !! Santa: To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Mujhpe Rakh Aur Kissa
Santa ki aakhri khvaish...
Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa : Biwi Se Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi Santa : Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!
Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...
Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha
Chor ander kaise jayenge ... darwaja to Santa todd kr le gya ^_^
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
I Miss You, I Mr. You ^_^
Santa got an sms from his Girlfriend written as
Ghalib Vs. Santa
GHALIB: Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega, Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega.
Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
doctor operation se phle patient ko behosh kyu krte hen ?
Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye...
21 ki hui to hui shadi...
Santa ki Maa : 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi.
Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa....
Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa..... Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Papa school tak chor do....
Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.