Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^

Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 12:40 pm by amit yadav

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: To pagal Aurat Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

Other jokes

Teacher Aur Tillu Ke Sawal Jawab

 

टीचर- बताओ बच्चों वास्कोडिगामा

9 Years Old Hacker Be Like

 

9 Years Old Hacker Be Like

biwi gayi moll

pati- kahan gayab thi 5 ghante se? 

biwi- moll gayi thi shoping karne ,

pati

When TV Remote Is Not Working

 

TV Remote Stops Working..

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Entire Family - Ma

Best Defence

Best Defence

Exams Time Books Looking You

Padh Ko Bhaiyo Exam time

You Have No Brain

Teacher: Can you see God?

Class: No

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Class: No

Friend -bhai setting kra de yr

 

Friend -bhai setting kra de yr

Madam ye To Mirror Hai

 

एक लड़की गिफ्ट की दूकान में जाके&

Husband wife fight

Husband wife mein larai hoi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,&r