Santa ki shadi
Santa : aaj me paresan hu. Banta : kyu ? Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo ne kam logo ko bulaya he Banta : to isme paresan
Shatabdi Express patri per nhi train per a rhi h ^_^
Punjab me 1 Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gaye !!!
Santa ki wrong landing... ^_^
Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua.. . .
Ittu sa bachha
santa ke ghar 20 saal baad bachha hua, usse dekh kr santa udaash ho gya !!!
Santa ka gold vala phone...
Ek baar Santa ka phone toilet me gir gya,
Glass mai sharap ^_^
Santa sharab peekar ek saadhu se takaraa gya..
Banta Uth yaar bhukamp aa rha hai ^_^
Santa : Yaar uth bhukamp aa rha hai, , saara ghar hil rha hai..
Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho mai...
Santa : Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya...
Sabse jyda nasha hai KITAAB mai ^_^
Santa : Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai? Banta : Shrab Me?Santa : No Banta : Pyar Me?Santa : Na Banta : Paise Me? Santa : Never Sabse jyada
Santa foot foot kar roya bechara...
Santa: My wife died yesterday...
Hahaha ... I am going
Santa : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? Banta : Main jaa raha hun. Santa : Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke
Two skeletons of king !!!
Tourist : Whose skeleton is that? Santa : An old king's skeleton. Tourist : Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa : That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Medical Test
Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."
Mobile Recharge
Santa Mobile recharge karwane gaya....Dukandar -- kitne kaa??Santa -- 10 ka kar do....Dukandar -- 7 Rs. ka talktime milega..Santa - Koi baat nahi, 3 Rs. ki namkin de do....
Teacher to Santa
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Santa: "All are born on Government Holidays...!!!
Santa in Computer Exam
Santa in computer exam-;
Professor Santa Called a Plumber
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
Santa To Bill Gates
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates:
Santa and Fish
After Eating Fish Santa Didn’t Drink Water
Santa request to God
Santa: “God, If you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.