Kanjus Santa

Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 05:54 pm by amit yadav

Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,

aur wo neeche girne laga.

Jaise hi teesri manzil per uski kitchen kikhidki ke samne se guzra,

apni biwi se bola,

mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.

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Still Confused What Was His Mistake..

Still Confused What Was His Mistake..

Google Ka Kya Fayda

 

Kya fayda aise google ka..

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Jo ye bhi na bata

Teacher Always Be Like

 

Teacher- even if You ask me 100 times,i'll explain it to you..

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Bache Ko Shopping Nahi karayi To..

Me - Mom Mujhe Ye dila do..

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Mom - Nahi

Alia- 8 ka half kitna hota hai

 

Question to both in a competition.

What is half of 8?

Rajni: 5

What I See Whenever I Look Into The Mirror...

What I See Whenever I Look Into The Mirror...

In Exam Days deactivate all accounts

Before exam..

I will deactivate all my social sites..

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Janamdin Mubarak

 

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I Have Nuts For You

 

"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"

"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."

"You

Bache ka IQ

 

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