Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,
aur wo neeche girne laga.
Jaise hi teesri manzil per uski kitchen kikhidki ke samne se guzra,
apni biwi se bola,
mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.
Little Johnny: Mummy, when was I born?
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Mummy: 20th of April.
When You Finally Find A Person who has been tagging you and 99 Others
When You Finally Find A Person who has been tagging you and 99 Others
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live
Notification Vs Message
बीवी :- ये बन्दुक लेके दरवाजे पे क्यों
Boy : Jaan, tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
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Girl : Idh
लड़का : सुनो जरा....
लड़की : चुप रहो खाते
10th and 12th Student Trying to hide from board exams
10th and 12th Student Trying to hide from board exams
Husband- tumhe Reject karne ki khushi
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay sh
2 din Baad Apka Muh Kaala Ho Jayega
ठीक 2 दिन बाद आपका मुँह काला,हरा,
