Kanjus Santa

Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 05:54 pm by amit yadav

Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,

aur wo neeche girne laga.

Jaise hi teesri manzil per uski kitchen kikhidki ke samne se guzra,

apni biwi se bola,

mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.

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