Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
Girlfriend 5.0
Desperately seeking technical support!I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my
"You're single aren't you?"
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1
Reasons It's Great To Be A Man
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel
Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses
Female Bashing
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?A: Because a woman who can't even afford a
His and Hers ATM Machines
HIS:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert card3. Enter PIN and account4. Take cash, card and receipt5. Drive awayHERS:1. Pull up to ATM2. Back up and pull forward to get closer3. Shut off engine4. Put
Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this
The Cost Of Woman
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem.""What's the problem, Adam?" God replies."Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and
Which Hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on
Height of "Ohh Shit"
A guy takes blade and writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms and ?????
Feelings
Boy proposed a girl......
AUDI Q7
BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 -- Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai That I am already married.