Santa ki aakhri khvaish...

Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 05:26 pm by amit yadav

Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa : Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

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Green Zone,Ornage Zone,Red Zone

Green Zone,Ornage Zone,Red Zone

Friendship Level Like This

 

Friendship Level Like This

kaamchor Naukar

 

 

संता (नौकर से) – ज़रा देख à

Pyar Me Corruption

लड़का लड़की को छेड़ने में लगा था

 

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Natkhatlal ki intelligence

 

Madam : What came 1st Sun or Moon?

Natkhatlal - Obviosly Moon..

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Climbed over a Glass

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Main Dubai ja Raha Hun

Husband: Main Dubai ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana

Husband: Paris ja

After Quarantine Expectation Vs Reality

 

After Quarantine Expectation Vs Reality

Love is my first Priority

 

Love is my first Priority

Time Nikal Ke Mil Bhi Liya Karo Mere Dosto

Time Nikal Ke Mil Bhi Liya Karo Mere Dosto