Feel Like A Woman

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

Other jokes

I Love Holidays But This Is Too Much..

 

I Love Holidays But This Is Too Much..

Adnan Sami Ke Ghar Me Chor

1 Baar Adnan Sami ke ghar mein chor aaya..

Adnan chor ke upar baitha aur bola Ramu police

Dil Kar Raha Hai

Dil Kar Raha Hai 

Trump- Topa Ho ka

Trump: So tell me How was your trip to Kanpur?

Ivanka:

15 din or ruk jao

Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Me To My family Nowadays

 

Me To My family Nowadays

Shorthand Seekh Legi
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing. Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke don

Tiktok CEO After Realizing That Rating Won't Fall Below 1

 

Tiktok CEO After Realizing That Rating Won't Fall Below 1 

Abba Nahi Manenge

 

Jiska Banda Loyal Ha Uski Bandi Loyal Nahi,Jiski Bandi Loyal Hai uska Banda Loyal

Gopi Bahu Savage

Gopi Bahu Savage