Feel Like A Woman

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

Other jokes

Maths Ka Use

पूरी जवानी निकली जा रही है, इसी इंतजा�

santa or bater

santa garam me kya hai 

vater choumin .

santa or ise or garam .

vate

After Eating Kheer me With My Plate..

After Eating Kheer me With My Plate..

Mahek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hogi...

Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti.
Botal ke satah

Magic Of Vada Paw Be Like...

Magic Of Vada Paw Be Like...

April Fool Mera Dost

 

गुलाब का फूल बागों में खिल रहा ह

Ayurvedic Dawai

"एक पत्नी अपने पति को पीट रही थी तो सास

Bohot harami Cheez hai Tu

 

When My friend Says 

Bohot harami cheez hai tu..

.

.<

Kuch Dikhayi diya

Kuch Dikhayi diya

Maths Me Baatchit

पप्पू: सर जी लोग हिंदी या इंग्लिश में �