Feel Like A Woman

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

Other jokes

Open facebooks And Suddenly See This

 

Open facebooks And Suddenly See This

koi Hint to do

Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai,

to sare eggs tumare, agar

Mom And Daughter Fight for Self Dependent

 

Mom And Daughter Fight for Self Dependent

God Se Panga

 

God Se Panga

When Friend Says Morning Walk Pe Chalega

Friend - Morning Walk Pe Chalega..

.

Me - ja jagah dena Bas..

.

F

Ek Dukhi Admi

एक आदमी बहुत दुखी था

एक दोस्त ने उ

Whenever I Opens Instagram Facebook Yaha To Pawri Chal Rahi Hai...

Whenever I Opens Instagram Facebook Yaha To Pawri Chal Rahi Hai...

When You Know That This Is The Last Month Of 2020..

When You Know That This Is The Last Month Of 2020..

Chor Rajneta

लोगो को जापान, चीन, अमेरिका जैसी सुवि�

When Mom Goes To Market

 

When Mom Goes To Market..

.

.

Mere Liye Kuch le Aana.