Female Bashing
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: How do you fix a women's watch?
A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?
A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.
Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.
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Reel And Real Life Me Pyaar
Film me sharukh khan kajol ko pyar kar raha tha..
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When Someone Say Bhot Zuban Chalti Hai Tumhari
When Someone Say Bhot Zuban Chalti Hai Tumhari
Daaru ke Asar
पति ने पत्नी को मेसेज भेजा-
मेरी जि
Are Didi ese Mohabbat Nahi Chalti
Girls Can have 5 BF its her Choice..
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Are Did
Beta - Apke Brush Se Mene
पिता ने बेटे से पूछा - लगता है, मेरे ब्
When Mom Leaves Home
When Mom Leaves Home
Bohot Badey Model
Bohot Badey Model
Pati Patni Bina Bat Par Bhi Ladte Hai
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