Female Bashing

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you fix a women's watch?
A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?
A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.

Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.

Other jokes

See Couple Celebrating One Month Anniversary

 

See Couple Celebrating One Month Anniversary

Pen Par Gyan

पेन खो जाए तो नया ले सकते हैँ

लेकिन

Stay Home Otherwise Dance With These People

Stay Home Otherwise Dance With These People

Sone Laga Hu Pehle Se Jyda

Sone Laga Hu Pehle Se Jyda

Idiot at which end ?

Son: Dad I got punished in school today.
Dad: Why?
Son: My teacher pointed the scale

Pehli Bar Coffee Pi Hai Kya

लड़का  : ये कैसी चाय बनायी है तुमने

When Rashi Bahu Cook Chana..

 

Kya Soch rahe Ho..

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Aakhir Rashi Ne Cooker me Se Chane

Aji Sunte Ho

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
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Husband:- Kya?
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Wife:- Wo Gu

ladki Ke Chakkar Me Pit Gaya Ladka

एक लड़के की बाइक से स्कूटी वाली लड़की

Anil kapoor 4g

Pappu apne friend se: Tell Me Who was the first Indian to use 4G?

Friend: No Doubt It&rsq