Reasons For Being Stood Up

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up I showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived. My dog died. My neighbor's bird died, and I had to console my neighbor. I figured that probably wasn't your real picture, so I didn't bother coming over. I overslept. I took the wrong freeway exit and got lost, and after 40 minutes, I gave up, turned around, and went home. I know I said I'd be at home at 8:00 P.M., but I went out to a movie at 6:00 P.M. and had such a good time out after meeting some friends at the movie that I forgot all about our date and went out to dinner with them. I had the address, but forgot which city you lived in. Yesterday was the last day of my vacation, so I went two-stepping and ran into my ex there, and we fell in love again during a slow dance, so I can't date you any more, but I'd still like us to be friends. My roommate overdosed and I had to take him to the emergency room.

Other jokes

When Modi Ji Ask For Reopen School

 

Modi Ji - Baccho ab to school aur college khol diya jaye..

.

.

Social Distancing from Books

Social Distancing from Books

The Best Chef Ever

The Best Chef Ever

Girls Be Like On Valentines Week...

Girls Be Like On Valentines Week...

Amazing Glass
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fil

Chai wala and Girl

Chai wala:
Modi Ji Ka First Name

 

Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ???

Alia : Abki Baar!!!

Me Trying to control gaali at home

 

Me Trying to control gaali at home

Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?

Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha



Ek aadmi aaya aur bola

When Autocorrect trying to correct my spelling

 

When Autocorrect trying to correct my spelling..

.

.

han m