Reasons For Being Stood Up
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up
I showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all,
so I went home before you arrived.
My dog died.
My neighbor's bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.
I figured that probably wasn't your real picture, so I didn't bother coming
over.
I overslept.
I took the wrong freeway exit and got lost, and after 40 minutes, I gave
up, turned around, and went home.
I know I said I'd be at home at 8:00 P.M., but I went out to a movie at
6:00 P.M. and had such a good time out after meeting some friends at the
movie that I forgot all about our date and went out to dinner with them.
I had the address, but forgot which city you lived in.
Yesterday was the last day of my vacation, so I went two-stepping and ran
into my ex there, and we fell in love again during a slow dance, so I can't
date you any more, but I'd still like us to be friends.
My roommate overdosed and I had to take him to the emergency room.
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