"You're single aren't you?"

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."

Other jokes

If Facebook Was A Chinese App..

 

If Facebook Was A Chinese App..

Kitab kiska hai
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai? Student: Sir, kagaj ki. Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai. Stude

Dhyan Se Dekho Vo Nahi Hai

Dhyan Se Dekho Vo Nahi Hai

Corona To Those Students Who Are Still Studying

 

Corona To Those Students Who Are Still Studying

Best Dancer In 2020

Best Dancer In 2020

Expiry Date

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? Yo

Gabbar Aur Customer

 

Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo samjho margaya… batao

Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth

Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert

suddenly, out of nowhe

Pati - Galt femiyo ko aag laga dete ho

पति - चलो बात खत्म करो...

गलत फहमियों

Beta- Me Apko Sikha Dunga Juwa

पिता ( बेटे से ) - देखों बेटे , जुआ नहीं ख�