"You're single aren't you?"

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."

Other jokes

Kutti Ne Anda Diya

 

बाबूराव : ऐ राजू… आज मेरी कुत्�

Chankya Gyan

कैप्सूल खा के बनाई हुई बॉडी,

जमीन ब

Ek shakhs ne pucha chaand se !!!

Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey poocha k,
mera mahbub kya kar raha hai,

bhola pati

पत्नी: आप तो बड़े भोले हो जी आपको तो को

Lockdown Ends Me And My Bois

Lockdown Ends Me And My Bois

Corona - exams ki taiyari nahi karni thi

 

Kya Tumne exam ki taiyari karli..

.

.

.

Me - karli

Mera Tinder Account Hacked Ho Gaya

Tonny kakkar : hey alia , तुम्हारा account hacked हो गया…..

International Happiness Day

International Happiness Day

Tu To Roj Murga banta Tha

बस एक लड़के की नजर पीछे की सीट

पर बै�

When WhatsApp Says We Have Updated Our New Policies..

When WhatsApp Says We Have Updated Our New Policies..

.

.

.

The W