"You're single aren't you?"


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."

159 Like 50 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

Sambhal kr khi kutta kaat na le ^_^

Boy and girl were sitting in a park
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy : jaanu agar tum bur

Mom When I Break Something Vs Mom When She Break Somthing...

Mom When I Break Something Vs Mom When She Break Somthing...

Ghee Ka Asar

Amul Ghee Ki Ad K Liye Rajpal Yadav K Pas Gye.

Rajpal - Isme Sunny Deol Ko Lena Cheye

Corona Ko Bewkoof Bnanae Ka Idea

Corona Ko Bewkoof Bnanae Ka Idea

Kya se Kya Ho gaye dekhte Dekhte

Kya se Kya Ho gaye dekhte Dekhte

Girl - you are good dancer except two things

 

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the

Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^

SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"

The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard

Someone Do You Need Any Help

Someone Do You Need Any Help

Middle Class People After Budget 2021 Be Like..

Middle Class People After Budget 2021 Be Like..

Who discovered America?
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. No

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash