"You're single aren't you?"

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."

Other jokes

When Someone Share My Memes

 

When Someone Share My Memes

Kya se Kya Ho gaye dekhte Dekhte

Kya se Kya Ho gaye dekhte Dekhte

When Data Pack Is Over

 

When Data Pack Is Over

Alag Kisam Ka Nasha Hai

Alag Kisam Ka Nasha Hai

Money And Power Change Thoughts

Eating lays Be Like

 

Eating lays Be Like

Mom To Me..

Mom To Me

When You take Apni Dukan Too Seriously

 

When You take Apni Dukan Too Seriously

Santa Ka Driving Test

Ek Interview Mein,

 

Interviewer: Scooter Kaise Chalta Hai?

Santa: D

Santa - Ton Ton ton

Maths Teacher Was Teaching

 

Mathematical Conversions