"You're single aren't you?"

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."

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पति: अरे सुनो, मुन्ना रो रहा है चुप करा

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लड़क ी: जानू, मेरे लिए क्या गिफ्ट �

Shaktiyon Ka Galat Istemal Ho Raha Hai Maa

 

Shaktiyon Ka Galat Istemal Ho Raha Hai Maa

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Cars: Keyless
Food: Fa

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beta relatives aaye toh unke pav chhuna..

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When I Am Watching Cartoons And Someone changes the channel..

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Badal itne kaley kyo hote he ???

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