Stupid patient

Posted on 31st Dec 2014 11:05 am by amit yadav

Patient : "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
Doctor : "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

Other jokes

Santa- Bhagwan Ka diya Sab Kuch hai

संता को गाडी तेज़ चलाने के जुर्म मे अद�

Lachar Husband

पत्नी: ऐ जी, जरा सुनते हो, ऊपर से वह अटे�

Finally, I Am On Date Be Like..

Finally, I Am On Date Be Like..

Birthday Cake

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat "Birthday Cake."

Doctor: Next time,

RCBians Nowadays Be Like Itni Khushi Mujhe Aaj Tak Nahi Hui..

RCBians Nowadays Be Like Itni Khushi Mujhe Aaj Tak Nahi Hui..

Formality to karni Padti Hain

 

Boy: I am going to kiss you.

Girl: khabrdar main shor machaungi.

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Switched On TV 8 Years Old Kids Be Like..

Switched On TV 8 Years Old Kids..

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Hum Soch hi rahe the ki k

Girlf After Rejecting 10 Boys By Saying Mere Liye Bhagwan Ne Kuch Special Banaya Hai..

Girlf After Rejecting 10 Boys By Saying Mere Liye Bhagwan Ne Kuch Special Banaya Hai..

Ayurvedic Dawai

"एक पत्नी अपने पति को पीट रही थी तो सास

Gabbar Aur Customer

 

Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo samjho margaya… batao