Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father.
Son: Mum, what rubbish!
How am I to deal with this?
Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. cause we are from different religions.
He is on the phone right now and wants to speak with his son, come talk to him.
Son: No I am not speaking to any one. My dad is the only father I know and so will that be.
Mother: Please don’t be so upset. Just talk to him.
Son: Ok, I will not commit anything.
On Phone: Morning Son, I am Mukesh Ambani. I am your real father.
Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh…
Dad! Dad! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! Luv u so much Dad!!!!
I always knew there was something special about me..
Thank you soooo much mum.
You are the best mum in d world!”
Moral:
Na Biwi Na Bachha ;
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya ;
The Whole thing is dat ki bhaiya Sabse Bada Rupaiya.......!!!
Lockdown Ke Baad Shadi
Modi Ji Bolenge 2-4 din aur ruk kar jane ko
Modi Ji Bolenge 2-4 din aur ruk kar jane ko,
par tum bolna hum ek hi jodi
When The Teacher Shifts The Back Benchers On The First Bench
When The Teacher Shifts The Back Benchers On The First Bench..
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After Watching RCB Performance In Play Off Race..
After Watching RCB Performance In Play Off Race..
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लड़के वाले : हमें लड़की पसंद है शादी कब क
Girls Always I Have No One To Talk
Girls Always I Have No One To Talk
Father: What's the name of our PM ?, funny reply by son ^_^
Father : What's the name of our PM ? माँ: सोफा लेटने के लिये नहीं बैठने Teacher To Santa: Beta, Answer Sheet Par Sabse Pehale Kya Likhna Chahiye? Someone Do You Miss Pani Puri Momo Someone Do You Miss Pani Puri Momo
Son : We don't have PM in our Country.
