Tourist : Whose skeleton is that?
Santa : An old king's skeleton.
Tourist : Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa : That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):-
Relationship Started At 6PM
Relationship Started At 6PM..
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At 9PM..
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Amir Siddiqui Right Now
My Parents After 12AM
गुलाब का फूल बागों में खिल रहा है
पत्नी- देखो, मैं कई सालों से इसे
When Everyone Ask Munna Bhaiya Kiska Ladka Hai..
Munna Kiska Ladka Hai, Babuji Ka Ya Kaleen Bhaiya Ka..
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एक औरत चुनाव में खड़ी हुई
सहे
Ladki ki baate sunkar shopkeeper hua behosh...
Ladki ne new laptop liya....
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli :
Meanwhile Ranu Mandal To Neha
Aur Didi Aa gaya Swaad