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TV hi Dekh Le....
This one please..Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?daadi:- Mujhse baat kar le.pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?Aap,mom,dad,Didi,main aur meri billi.. daadi:- nahi beta aapke
What is Attachment!!!
A very emotional quote......
Let's go for movie
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Challan Kaat diya
"Everyone goes with the flow...but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..."Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya....!!
Height of Shortforms
A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp...Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?Supzzzz...?Uah dp is soo kewll.Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time. :)Santa: yar tum gutkha thook ke aao pehle..fir baat karte hain..
Height of Kuch Bhi
Height of Kuch Bhi .................Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache? ...Student: Sir 9 Haathi ...Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata
Solid Insult
Solid InsultEk Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane walejaldi mar jate hai.Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106
Marriage Unnecessary hai
Hilarious....Went to wish happy anniversary to my neighbour today.Asked their maid where the couple were.she said “Woh bahar gayen hain. Unka Marriage Unnecessary hai !"
Lawyer Mind
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... Waitress: Sorry Sirs !!! But you can't eat your OWN
American women poll
A recent poll of American women asked the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Raabert had twins
Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Is ka kya karen?
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?
Shorthand Seekh Legi
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.
A Murga as a Gift
Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
John Abrahm
was driving down the street in a sweat because he
Jab Gabbar paida hua…
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Types of tense
Santa : Teen maidam.
Galti ho gayi
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
