TV hi Dekh Le....


Posted on 2nd Sep 2014 10:36 am by admin

This one please..
Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?
daadi:- Mujhse baat kar le.

pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?
Aap,mom,dad,Didi,main aur meri billi..

daadi:- nahi beta aapke liye kal doggy b aa rha h toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- par doggy toh billi ko kha jayega toh fir 6 ho jayenge
daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 6 ho jayenge.

daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- tab tak aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 6 ho jayenge.
daadi:- kutte .....ja TV hi dekh le....

Did you know?Explore Trending and Topic pages for more stories like this.
204 Like 26 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

Aisa Hi Raha To Dheere Dheere Sab Bhul Jaunga

Aisa Hi Raha To Dheere Dheere Sab Bhul Jaunga

Strange North Korea...

People just wait to find out what movie North Korea allows to see on Christmas...

Haryanvi Dictionary

 

अंग्रेजी से हरियाणवी भाषा में

Ultimate Prankstar

Ultimate Prankstar

Funny new jokes

 

Yo mama is so old and ugly that when the Lord said, “Let there be light&rdqu

Baap Ke Pure Paise Leke Bhaga Ladka ladki Ke Sath

 

Baap Ke Pure Paise Leke Bhaga Ladka ladki Ke Sath

Kaha Hai, Exit Pole Wale Be Like..

Kaha Hai, Exit Pole Wale Be Like..

.

.

.

Khaan Utaar Denge..

After Lockdown

After Lockdown

When someone Replied You After 2 Days

 

When someone Replied You After 2 Days

Girls Vs Boys In Farewell Be Like..

 

Girls Vs Boys In Farewell Be Like..

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash