TV hi Dekh Le....

Posted on 2nd Sep 2014 10:36 am by admin

This one please..
Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?
daadi:- Mujhse baat kar le.

pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?
Aap,mom,dad,Didi,main aur meri billi..

daadi:- nahi beta aapke liye kal doggy b aa rha h toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- par doggy toh billi ko kha jayega toh fir 6 ho jayenge
daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 6 ho jayenge.

daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- tab tak aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 6 ho jayenge.
daadi:- kutte .....ja TV hi dekh le....

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