This one please..
Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?
daadi:- Mujhse baat kar le.
pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?
Aap,mom,dad,Didi,main aur meri billi..
daadi:- nahi beta aapke liye kal doggy b aa rha h toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- par doggy toh billi ko kha jayega toh fir 6 ho jayenge
daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 6 ho jayenge.
daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- tab tak aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 6 ho jayenge.
daadi:- kutte .....ja TV hi dekh le....
Le Bhai Tu Bhi Kaat Le
Everytime I Open The Fridge
Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gaya
labour charge 800 rupaiye..
Engineer: arey, 1 ghante k
When GF Says Signal Par Chat Karenge Whastapp Headquarters Be Like..
She - Babu Suno Na, Ab Hum Signal Par Chat Kiye Karenge..
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He - Ok Baby..
<When I Share My feelings On Social Media
When I Share My feelings On Social Media
In Relationship - Babu Thana Thaya
Realtionship Started at 7pm..
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8pm - Thana Thaya
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snac
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
एक लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ
Someone Yaar Tum Badal Gaye Ho
Someone Yaar Tum Badal Gaye Ho
