This one please..
Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?
daadi:- Mujhse baat kar le.
pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?
Aap,mom,dad,Didi,main aur meri billi..
daadi:- nahi beta aapke liye kal doggy b aa rha h toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- par doggy toh billi ko kha jayega toh fir 6 ho jayenge
daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 6 ho jayenge.
daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 7 ho jayenge.
pintu:- tab tak aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 6 ho jayenge.
daadi:- kutte .....ja TV hi dekh le....
KKR To Mumbai Indians Be Like..
KKR To Mumbai Indians Be Like..
I Am 100% Sure That Someone Started This game at the beginning of 2020
I Am 100% Sure That Someone Started This game at the
संता: आपका बेटा बहुत बोलता था, उ
2020 Main Ab Tak Bas Yahi Minute Ache Gaye
2020 Main Ab Tak Bas Yahi Minute Ache Gaye
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
This Will Test Your Maturity
Politicians on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Politician on the moon?
A: Problem
What do you call a Jedi Knight who knows how to use Photoshop?
Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Fruit vendor: 2 bananas for 400/-, 3 for 442/-. Discount because there are only 3
