A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp...
Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time. :)
Santa: yar tum gutkha thook ke aao pehle..
fir baat karte hain..
गर्लफ्रेंड :- मेरा मोबाइल माँ के पास र
मन्दिर की घण्टी बजा बजा कर भी थक
Aur ye Mein aasman ki unchaiyon mein..
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Charo taraf Nepal hi
Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek D
Mahesh Bhatt- Seema Par Golibari Ho rahi hai
Mahesh Bhat: Seema Par Pakistan Fauj Golibaari Kar Rahi hai, Halaat Bahut Kharab H
Pappu: Dettol sabun hai ?
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Dukandaar: Hai,
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Pappu : Accha wala ?
Aree Modi Bhai Bhoomi Poojan Ke Liye Mujhe nahi Bulaya kaisi Dosti hai bhai
Aree Modi Bhai Bhoomi Poojan Ke Liye Mujhe nahi Bulaya kaisi Dosti hai bhai
Wife calls to her husband : Window ka lock ni khul rha hai…
Husband : Aisa kro thoda
Husband found a lamp and make a wsih
Me - I Cant Live Without oxygen
Me- I cant Live Without Memes
water And Oxygen
