A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp...
Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time. :)
Santa: yar tum gutkha thook ke aao pehle..
fir baat karte hain..
Ab Iska Kya Karey
संता- तेरे होंठ कैसे जल गए?
बं
Hai Himmat Ayega Ayega
Lockdown Se Gira TV
Duniya Khatam Honey wali hai or Ye aj B Chal Ra hai
Duniya Khatam Honey wali hai or Ye aj B Chal Ra hai
Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye,
Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.<
आज का ज्ञान -
दोस्त और बीबी को कभी वि
Pappu: Dettol sabun hai ?
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Dukandaar: Hai,
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Pappu : Accha wala ?
Modi Ji Mera Beta Din Bhar PUBG khelta hai...
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