A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp...
Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time. :)
Santa: yar tum gutkha thook ke aao pehle..
fir baat karte hain..
Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife:
Control Uday Control
In A Relationship With..
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Pata Nahi,par police pta
टीचर :- देश के सबसे ईमानदार पुलि
He: Uncle kaise hai aap?
Uncle: First class..
He: Aur aunty?
Uncle: First
Wake up, eat and get insulted by parents then sleep this is life
Wake up, eat and get insulted by parents then sleep this is life
Home Delivery Started
इतना तो बगुला भी मछली पकड़ने के लिये
पत्नी: अरे आपके सिर से ये खून कन निकल र
Boyfriend - मुझे Birthday पे gift में किस चाहिए,
Girlfr
