Solid Insult
Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.
Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane wale
jaldi mar jate hai.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106 Saal
thi.
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.
Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi....!!!
Flight me Pilot ne announce kia :
'Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.
Fir wo
हायकोर्ट ने आज ये स्पष्ट किया है क़ि&helli
Mother - You Enjoyed First Day of School
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to
Santa ko ladki se pyar ho gaya
संता : ओ , लड़की देख , कितनी
During Winter When You Apply, Navratan Oil After Bath..
During Winter When You Apply, Navratan Oil After Bath..
पूरी जवानी निकली जा रही है, इसी इंतजा
Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.
Ek Din Unko Sonia Ji Ke Yaha
Someone Tumhara Attitude Thik Nahi Hai
Someone Tumhara Attitude Thik Nahi Hai
Singles Life Is Best
Me To Every Newly Couple