Height of Kuch Bhi


Posted on 2nd Sep 2014 10:17 am by admin

Height of Kuch Bhi ...............
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Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache? .
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Student: Sir 9 Haathi .
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Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
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Student: Sir kyunki main aaj lunch mein gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon..!
Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!

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