jokesPappu aur Traffic Policeman
Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai…Traffic Policeman:Achchha theek hai.To yeh le 500 ki receipt…Pappu: Sir Sir! Main to
Funny question by a girlfriend
Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun…!!
Just Kidding
Wife: "How would you describe me?"Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."Wife: "What does that mean?"Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."Wife: "Aw, thank you, but
Sabse Pehla Password
Duniya ka sabse pehla password kya tha?Socho.Nahi pata?.Duniya ka sabse pehla password tha."KHUL JAA SIM SIM"
Salman Upcoming Film
Santa : Oye, salman khan ki KICK film k baaduss ki upcoming film kaunsi h pata hai..Banta: nahi batana kaunsi hai????Santa: KIck k baad self startkisi ko batana maat secret hai....
Newton's Law
Newton's law: A goat was walking.NEWTON stopped it. It stopped. He found his first law, "An object continues to move unless it's ...stopped". He gave a FORCE by kicking the goat, it gave a Sound "MA"!
Zeher Recharge
The killer one
Allah Ki Rehmat
Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta....Hakim:Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!
Sardar ki sagaai...
Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...Kyonki
To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena... Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?Jalao ji
Doctor vs Husband
Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.I'm so sorry...
Wife Knows Everything
Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
Insaniyat Se vishwas uth gaya...
Chor aya,Tijori par likha tha :"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"Button dabate hi Police aa gayi. Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ? Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se
Sarkari Office....
U will love this one......
Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful creation of God.
Doctors and Students
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer.....We Tried Our BestCan’t Say Anything Right Now!
ULTIMATE POPAT
Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfrnd ko call kiya or kaha,
Mouse vs Lion
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The
Pizza Aadhi Raat
AADHI RAATEk admi Pizza Hut se Pizza lene gayaPizza Wala: "Aap MARRIED Ho?Aadmi : Kutte, aise tufan mein kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi..:)
