Modern students

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?

Other jokes

Santa Ke Pass Dimag Ki Kami Hai

 

संता ने बंता से पूछा –

अगर ए

Me - Unlce Suji Hai

Me - Unlce Suji Hai ?

 

Shopkeeper- ha Hai

 

Me - Meri

Husband- tumhe Reject karne ki khushi

 

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,

usko main nay 10 saal pehlay sh

Haan Ye Karlo Pehle

 

Haan Ye Karlo Pehle

Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...

Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha

Banta: to fir kya hua?

Alia- 8 ka half kitna hota hai

 

Question to both in a competition.

What is half of 8?

Rajni: 5

College Ki Ladkiya

 

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..

Engineering College Ki Ladkiy

Thodi dur reh gaya bas

वो इंसान अपने जीवन में कुछ नहीं कर पा�

Whats Worse Than A Breakup

 

Whats Worse Than A  Breakup

Explaining Imporatnce Of Good Sleep

Scientist: Explaining Imporatnce Of Good Sleep.

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Me At 3AM watching hi