Quotes converted…
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16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Original Quote:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat.
Psychologist:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.
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