Three english words
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Ek teacher ne class ke students ko english ke 3 word likh ke lane ko kaha. Toh ek student apne ghar jaake mummy se poochta hai ke mujhe english ke 3 words bolo.
Toh mummy use bolti hai Shutup!
Thode der ke baad uski mummy use manane aati hai aur bolti hai “I am sorry.”
Kuch der ke baad uske papa ka phone aata hai toh uske papa uski mummy se bolte hai, “Chalo aaj hotel mein khana khate hai.” Toh uski mummy bolti hai, “Aaj nahi darling kal jaayenge”.
Yeh sare word “Shutup, Sorry aur Aaj nahi darling kal jaayenge” woh apne note book mein likh leta hai.
Doosre din uski teacher usse english ke 3 words poochti hai toh woh bolta hai Shutup!
Uski teacher usko dat ti hai toh woh bolta hai “Sorry” phir bolti hai chalo principal ke paas chalte hain toh woh bolta hai “Aaj nahi darling kal jaayenge”
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