3 GIRLFRIENDS


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

180 Like 48 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

Chalu Girlfriend

 

गर्लफ्रेंड  : मैं अपना पर्स घर

Iss Indian Media ka Kuch Karna Padega..

 

Iss Indian Media ka Kuch Karna Padega..

If You Think 2020 Is Worst Year For You, Think About Trump..

If You Think 2020 Is Worst Year For You, Think About Trump..

.

.

.

<

Bandar ki Shadi

बंदर की बेटी बंदर से बोली…

 

Relationships

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

When Media Trying To Take A Picture Of Baby..

When Media Trying To Take A Picture Of Baby..

.

.

.

Virat Be Like

The Secret Of Happiness Is

The Secret Of Happiness Is 

Maintaining Social Distancing Be Like..

Maintaining Social Distancing Be Like..

Sapna Ko Hi Lekar Ayenge

 

पत्रकार – राहुल जी जीत का सपना

Unlock 1 To Lockdown

Unlock 1 To Lockdown

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash