Traffic Police Chalan
Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:'Naam bol?'Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.Police: Naam BolLadka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hogaPolice: Naam bolLadka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli
A Boy and Girl
Girl - What are you doing?Boy - I was doing a job with TIMES OF INDIA.But now I left job.Girl - Oh God Why?....Boy - Kaun subah subah uthe aur paper daalne jaye.
Wife Saw Sign Board
Wife Saw Sign Board
Viru and Jai
Dosti ho to aisi....
Zyada Rob Padega
Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabhi do, College me function hai.
Boy Vs Girl
Boy: Suit bada achcha pehna hai.Girl: ThanxBoy: Lipstik bahut achi lagai hai.Girl: ThanxBoy: Make up bhi bahut acha kia hai.Girl: Thanx "Bhaiya"Boy: Phir bhi achchi nahi lag rahi ho....
Dusri Dukan
Joke of the Day
Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola
Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. .Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. ..Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye,Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointment DeneK Andaz Main Bolne Laga. ..Fir Phone
Secret of Long Life
Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga. Aadmi: Beta itni zyada chocolate nahi khaate, sehat ke liye theek nahi
Modern Love
Modern Love: Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do. Sister: Blood group batao. Ladka: Koi bhi chalega. Sister: Kaise. Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.
Secrets of Success
"8 secrets of success" U can find in your room. 1.ROOF says - Aim high 2.FAN says - Be cool 3.CLOCK says - Every minute is precious 4.MIRROR says - Reflect before u act 5.CALENDER says - Be up to
Abhi Parso hi to
Husband - Ye kya tum ek aur suit le aayi? Abhi parso hi to... Wife chilla kar boli - Kya parso? Bolo...... Bolo kya kaha tum ne? Ruk kyon gaye? Kya parso, Parso kya, Bolo jaldi Jaldi bolo naa, Batao
Class Room
Class Room is Like a Train. . .
Tumhara Naam
Boy : Jaan, tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe? . .
Window ka lock
Wife calls to her husband : Window ka lock ni khul rha hai… Husband : Aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr daal do… Wife : Kya us se lock khul jaega? Husband : Try to kro. . . After 15
Cheating Cheating
Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km .
Unknown Number
A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega
Chai wala and Girl
Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.... Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai....
Doctor and Patient
Doctor and Patient Funny Talking
Microsoft Product
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . . Santa after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”