Zyada Rob Padega

Posted on 29th Jan 2015 01:10 pm by mohit kumar

Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabhi do, College me function hai.

Dad: Car kyun?

Son: 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega.

Dad: Ye le 10 Rs, 30 Lakh ki bus me ja, zyada rob padega....

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