Modern Love:
Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group batao.
Ladka: Koi bhi chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.
Aaj to April Fool Day Hai
Me In Every Serious Situation
When Mom says Mere Purse Se Pese kese gayab huye
When Mom says Mere Purse Se Pese kese gayab huye
Teacher Ke Sawal Sanju Ke Bawal
टीचर : मैं 2 वाक्य दूंगा आपको उसम
At 3AM When Mom Entered In My Room
At 3AM Mom Entered In My Room..
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Me Be Like..
Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Facebook notification - xyz added a story.
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Me -
पिताजी के समय का फेमस गाना –
बीबी को थपड मारकर पति बोला,
इंसान उ
Ladki -Mere Pet Me Tumhari Nishani Hai
लड़की- मेरे पेट में तुम्हारे प्रेम की