Modern Love

Posted on 28th Jan 2015 11:26 am by mohit kumar

Modern Love:

Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group batao.
Ladka: Koi bhi chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.

Other jokes

Prem chopra in call centre

 

Prem Chopra : Prem…Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra…

Custome

Someone- Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati Kya

 

Someone- Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati Kya ???

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Me -

Ghar Ke Nalayak

 

घर की इज्जत बेटियों के हाथ में ह

When You Friend Talk Too Much

When You Friend Talk Too Much

9 Baje Ke Baad Mujhe Aata Khareedne Bhejte mere Ghar wale

 

9 Baje Ke Baad Mujhe Aata Khareedne Bhejte mere Ghar wale

Adnan Sami Ke Ghar Chor

Please Open Your Mouth

 

Dentist To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up. 

Dentist: "Sir,

After Seeing My 20 Missed Calls Me to My GF..

After Seeing My 20 Missed Calls Me to My GF..

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GF - Tumne Call Kiya Th

Trying To Cover Whole Syllabus in one Night

 

Trying To Cover Whole Syllabus in one Night

When I Put On My Headphones Outer Me And Inner Me..

When I Put On My Headphones Outer Me And Inner Me..