Window ka lock

Posted on 27th Jan 2015 02:35 pm by mohit kumar

Wife calls to her husband : Window ka lock ni khul rha hai…
Husband : Aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr daal do…
Wife : Kya us se lock khul jaega?
Husband : Try to kro.
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After 15 mints
Husband calls wife
Tum ne try kia?
Wife : Han kia, Par ab to Laptop hi Off ho gaya hai
Husband : Jahil Aurat
Window to batati konsi hai…
Wife : 8.1 hai
Husband : X

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