Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km
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Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km
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Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
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15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors
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Monday to "SUNDAY" = 7 days
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"SUNDAY" to Monday = "1 day"
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This is Cheating !! Cheating Cheating !!
Modi Ji mera Beta Din Bhar memes share karta rehta Hai..
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Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat "Birthday Cake."
Doctor: Next time,
OLX Pe Kisne Dal Diya
Boyfriend Coffee Par Chalogi
संता: आपका बेटा बहुत बोलता था, उ
कल रात एक शादी में गया ।
वहां,
दुनिया का सबसे मजबूर और बेचारा
Delhi People Nowadays
When Her BF is offline for the last Two days
When Her BF is offline for the last 2 days and he finally comes online..
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Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
