Glass mai sharap ^_^

Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 11:59 am by amit yadav

Santa sharab peekar ek saadhu se takaraa gya..

Saadhu Gusse se : Ayee murkh , Ja mai tujhe SHARAP deta hu..

Santa : Rukiyee Maharaj mai glass leke aata hu...

Other jokes

Hey Bhagwan Bacha Liya

 

Hey Bhagwan Bacha Liya

When Relative Ask Bade Hokar Kya Banoge

Relative- Beta bade Hokar Kya banoge..?

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Me - Jinda rahoge to khud dek

Seeing Police on the road me to police unlce

 

Seeing Police on the road me to police unlce

In Lockdown Someone ask - Kaha hai

 

In Lockdown Someone ask - Kaha hai

Jaldi Se Batao

जज - सुना है पिछले दस साल से तुमने अपनी

Meanwhile Boyfriend Sabse Alag Hai

 

Meanwhile Boyfriend Sabse Alag Hai

When Mom Turns Off The Fan In The Morning

 

When Mom Turns Off The Fan In The Morning

Banta Uth yaar bhukamp aa rha hai ^_^

Santa : Yaar uth bhukamp aa rha hai, , saara ghar hil rha hai..

Banta : Soja saale soja,

Imaandar Police Officer

 

टीचर :- देश के सबसे ईमानदार पुलि�

5 rupey ke 3 pyaaj

WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.!
HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise ??

WIF