Santa : aaj me paresan hu.
Banta : kyu ?
Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo ne kam logo ko bulaya
he
Banta : to isme paresan hone wali konsi bat he
Santa : abe yar pata nahi papa mujeh lejayenge ki nahi
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mothe
when You're Having An eye Contact With Your Crush And She Suddenly Smiles At You..
when You're Having An eye Contact With Your Crush And She Suddenly
Yeh ishq karna chhod diya yaro….
warna hum toh aaj bhi palat ke dekh le 
When Anyone ask me for relationship advice
When Anyone ask me for relationship advice.
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Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha
Pati - Me koi tumse darta hu
Patn
Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujh
Aisa Kon Karta Hai Bhai
Me After Asking rs 200 with family for friend bday and only spending rs100
Me After Asking rs 200 with family for friend bday and only spending rs100.
<Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn toda
At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across he