Santa ki wrong landing... ^_^


Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 12:22 pm by amit yadav

Fighter pilot Santa,
kamyabi ke baad apna Plane
land karne pe bahut khush
hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground
staff ne usey turant
welcome kiya aur uski
wardi utarne me help karne
lage..
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Santa (fakr se) : Aaj maine
Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2
helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
.

.
Ground Staff : Wo sab to
theek hai lekin sir ji apne1
galti kar di..

Santa : Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff : Bas aap isi
khushi me Pakistan me hi
land kar gaye hain!!

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