Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
Guess why?
Because
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is being leaked….
एक लड़के की नई-नई शादी हुई...
<Girl: Aaj mere dad ne mjhe,
Tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia.
Boy: oo
When I'm Late My bestfriend
SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..
Par Science ko ye
china - Mene Hawa me corona milaya
India -Inta Mazaa Kyu aarha hai..
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china - Me
पत्नी आईसीयू में थी। पति का रो-रोकर ब
Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal
Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so?
Alia Bhatt: Yes,
Aashique Of The Year
Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.
