The Railway Station

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”? Man Replies, 12.30. “When will Punjab Express go from here”? Man Replies, 10.30. “When will Deccan Queen go from here”? Man Replies, 12.30. Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not. Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks

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