Office of The Hindustan Times

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death. “The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him. “Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar. “My father was 182 cms tall.”

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