Thai Restaurant


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant.

While looking at the menu, Banta noticed Santa looking at the vegetarian section of the menu.

"What would you like Santa?" he asked.

"I�m looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish," Santa replied.

"Santa, you like meat and potatoes. You won�t like that dish," Banta said.

"What do you know," answered Santa, "I'm getting it."

"Santa, I'm telling you, you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy. You won�t like it!" Banta exclaimed.

"I�m getting it and that is the last word!" says Santa.

A short while later the meals arrive at the table.

Santa looks down and his dish and says to Banta, �Where are my eggs?

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