Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Ye Bhootni Ka Saala Baandh Kya Raha Hai
Ye Bhootni Ka Saala Baandh Kya Raha Hai
Yaad Rakhna Saal Badla Hai, China Wale Nahi...
Yaad Rakhna Saal Badla Hai, China Wale Nahi...
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said,
"I need your weight not your phone
कौन बनेगा करोड़पति में मुझसे 5 करोड़
minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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मेरे दोस्त ने अपनी GF की शादी में इतन
Me To Every Newly Couple
एक शहर के लड़के ने गांव की लड़की को पट
Such A Serious Problem
When You Ask Coffee For Girlfriend
Me - Coffee Pe Chalogi ..
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She - Nahi Mere Paer Jal Jayenge.
