Honey Singh on phone:
Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi,
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2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari
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Uncle: hai gun, hai talwaar, hai aari,
dubaara phone kiya to khair nahi tumhari.
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Honey singh: ok bye....
When Mom says - Beta Idhar Aao zara dekho ye english me likha hai
Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not
वक़्त ख़राब हो तो फिर भी कट जाता ह
When GF Says Woh Pata Nahi Ji Kon Sa Nasha Karta Hai..
When GF Says Woh Pata Nahi Ji Kon Sa Nasha Karta Hai..
Me In Every Serious Situation
Vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha,
Wife : kesa lag raha he ji?
Husband
The Only Doctor Who Can make antidote of corona virus
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इंजीनियरिंग का फार्म भरते हुए-
Amazing Name Gotya
संता :- लगता है
लोग आज कल मुझे
