Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
जन्मदिन के ये ख़ास लम्हें मुबा
He: Hi, How are you?
She: Sorry busy!! Baad Me Baat Karti hu Muje Late Ho Raha Hai,
"वो इश्क तो करती है पर जुनून नहीं करती<
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi ?
Stud
Wife: Judge Sahab Mujhy mere husband se Divorce chahiye.
Judge: Magar wo t
Uparwala tumhe yaad kar ra hai
Bahut der se hichki nahi aayi,
Bhoolne walo ki khuda khair kare..
Kisi ke pass kejriwal ka no. h kya
Kisi ke paas kejriwal ka number hai kya?
Khaanshi ki dawai puchni thi..!!<
Yo mamma so stupid she’s sitting up a tree yelling at neighbors she’s
Ramayan Best Dailogue
Me To My Badluck - Jayada Ho Ra Hai
Me To My Badluck - Jayada Ho Ra Hai
