Expiry Date

Posted on 11th Dec 2014 06:17 pm by mohit kumar

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

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