Expiry Date

Posted on 11th Dec 2014 06:17 pm by mohit kumar

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

Other jokes

Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance

Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance Bada Mast Hai.

 

Ek Din Es

Hey bhagwan bacha le

 

Gf: Mein Shaadi Ke Baad Tumhare Sab Dukh Bant Lungi..

BF: Par Mein Dukhi K

Momma dialed 9-1-1

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on

Gabbar Aur Customer

 

Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo samjho margaya… batao

Paul baba Ki Bhavishyavani

पॉल द आक्टोपस ने फीफा वर्ल्ड कप में ब�

Girlfriend-Me Call karti Hu

 

कितना लकी होगा वो बॉयफ्रेंड

Bilkul Baap Par Gaya

 

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,

BETA-Nahi

MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,

BE

Mereko To Ese Dhak Dhak Horela Hai

Mereko To Ese Dhak Dhak Horela Hai

Pehle Mein Bhi Bahut PUBG Khelta Tha Fir Ek Din Meri Gaadi Palat Gayi..

 

Pehle Mein Bhi Bahut PUBG Khelta Tha Fir Ek Din Meri Gaadi Palat Gayi..

Birthday Meri Jaan

तुम्हारी इस अदा का में क्या जवाब दूँ,