Expiry Date

Posted on 11th Dec 2014 06:17 pm by mohit kumar

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

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Boyfriend ka Gift

Boyfriend - मुझे Birthday पे gift में किस चाहिए,

Girlfr

Modi ji Ka Message

Modi ji Ka Message

Sabse jyda nasha hai KITAAB mai ^_^

Santa : Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Banta : Shrab Me?
Santa : No
Banta : P

When You Got Comfortable In Bed But Forget To Pee..

When You Got Comfortable In Bed But Forget To Pee..

Lagti to Jindagi me Hai

संता – यार मेरे बोर्ड के एग्जाम शुर�

Aadmi Karey To Kya Karey

 

प्लास्टिक की थैली को बिहार सरक�

When Govt. Ban PUBG too

Govt. Bans 47 more clone chinese apps and planning to ban PUBG too..

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Bhadka Hua Aashiq

 

उसके आधार को दिल से भी जोड़ दो स�

Winter Expectation Vs Reality Be Like...

Winter Expectation Vs Reality Be Like...

Sanju ka Dimag

टीचर : वाक्य को अंग्रेजी में ट्रांसले