Expiry Date

Posted on 11th Dec 2014 06:17 pm by mohit kumar

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

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When Girl Spent 5000 On Makeup..

When Girl Spent 5000 On Makeup..

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Kya Natak kar Raha hai Muj

2 din Baad Apka Muh Kaala Ho Jayega

 

ठीक 2 दिन बाद आपका मुँह काला,हरा,

Me On My Bed For No Reason

 

Me On My Bed For No Reason

Window ka lock

Wife calls to her husband : Window ka lock ni khul rha hai…
Husband : Aisa kro thoda

After Lockdown Ranbir Kisko date Kar ra tha

 

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Bhandara After Lockdown..

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Mood Nahi Banta

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai.

Books hai

Notes hai

Time hai
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k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^

Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki
OK ki jagah " K " aur
GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " li