Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.
Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin milega,
Isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi.
Husband shocked!
Santa opened a new tailor shop.
Girl: " kurti ki baazu 'Net' wali banana." . . .
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My Friends Always Take A Pic Like This
My Friends Always Take A Pic Like This
Eating Peacefully In Wedding Cameraman Be Like..
Eating Peacefully In Wedding Cameraman Be Like..
During exam:
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Yeh bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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You Think Your GF Is Hot
Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^
SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"
The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard
इस वेलनटाइन डे को
या
तो वो
Did you hear about the two psychiatrists who passed each other on a walk?
PM Modi Speech Live ;
Narendra modi says india will be complete lockdown for 21 days.
हमारे मुन्ना भाई के यहाँ लड़की प
