Secret of Long Life


Posted on 13th Dec 2014 10:19 am by mohit kumar

Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha.
Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga.
Aadmi: Beta itni zyada chocolate nahi khaate, sehat ke liye theek nahi hoti.
Jeeto: Ek baat bolun mere dada ji 102 saal ke hain.
Aadmi: Achcha! Kya woh bhi bahut saari chocolate khaate hain.
Jeeto: Nahi.
Aadmi: To phir.
Jeeto: Woh apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.

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