1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.
2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.
1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?
2nd Friend: 1 din gusse mein thi to maine keh diya ki,
"Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai".
Bas woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!
Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 20 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Jab Aap Sauce Ki Bottle Ko Zyada Zor Se Daba Den To...
Jab Aap Sauce Ki Bottle Ko Zyada Zor Se Daba Den To...
There nothing wrong in talking to your toys Wrong Is When They Start Answering You
There nothing wrong in talking to your toys..
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पत्नी : सुनिए जी, मेरी स्किन ब
लड़का : ये कैसी चाय बनायी है तुमने
एक खूबसूरत लड़की अपने बॉयफ्रेंड के सा
Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Sant
संता शराब पीते-पीते रोने लगा।
Shopkeeper - Ye Lijiye Samosa Chatney apne hisan se daal lijiye Udhar rakhi Hai
मेरीज ब्यूरो एजेंट लड़की से: मैडम जी, इ
