Bade Hokar Kya Karoge


Posted on 13th Dec 2014 10:13 am by mohit kumar

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: shaadi..!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan...
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student: Bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: Pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: Hum do humare do!!

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