A mathematician, statistician and accountant were finalist for a position as VP in a large corporation. The hiring committee asked them all the same last question:
The mathematician was first. "How much is 500 plus 500 ?", they asked
"1000" he replied without hesitation.
"Thank you", they dismissed him.
Next the statistician. "How much is 500 plus 500?"
On the average, 1000 with 95 % confidence replied the statistician
"Thank you", they dismissed him.
Next the accountant."How much is 500 plus 500?"
What would you like it to be? responded the accountant.
They hired the accountant.
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Girlfriend and Boyfriend ne fix kiya ki ab baat mobile se na karke Kabutar se kare
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Pahchan Esi Banao Ki
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
In A Relationship With..
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Pata Nahi,par police pta
When Her BF is offline for the last Two days
When Her BF is offline for the last 2 days and he finally comes online..
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