
A mathematician, statistician and accountant were finalist for a position as VP in a large corporation. The hiring committee asked them all the same last question:
The mathematician was first. "How much is 500 plus 500 ?", they asked
"1000" he replied without hesitation.
"Thank you", they dismissed him.
Next the statistician. "How much is 500 plus 500?"
On the average, 1000 with 95 % confidence replied the statistician
"Thank you", they dismissed him.
Next the accountant."How much is 500 plus 500?"
What would you like it to be? responded the accountant.
They hired the accountant.
Ek baar Himesh Reshamiya ka kutta ghar se bhaag gaya.
Dusre kutte ne pucha
पति - तुम बहुत प्यारी हो|
पत्न
Dekh, Dekh Na
Santa Badi Buri Halat Me Ghar Aaya
Sabne Pocha Kya Hua??
Royal Stag Ka Asar
Santa closes restaurant at lunch and dinner to go home and eat
बंता (फोन पर)- ओये संता तेरा रेस्टोरेन
Modi Ji To Coronavirus Torch Maar Torch ispe
Modi Ji To Coronavirus Torch Maar Torch ispe
शादी करने के बाद और मोबाइल लेने
Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthda