If I Were a Painter


Posted on 13th Dec 2014 10:37 am by mohit kumar

If I were a painter......
you would be my painting,
if i were an author.....
you would be my story,
if i were a poet.....
you would be my poem,
UNFORTUNATELY
I'm a Programmer...
and you are my BUG.

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