If I were a painter......
you would be my painting,
if i were an author.....
you would be my story,
if i were a poet.....
you would be my poem,
UNFORTUNATELY
I'm a Programmer...
and you are my BUG.
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
जीवन के रास्ते हमेशा गुलज़ार रहें;
If You Edit Your Pic Like This Dur Raho Mujhse
If You Edit Your Pic Like This Dur Raho Mujhse
संता :- तुम ऑपरेशन कराए बिना ही हॉस्पि
एक दोस्त दूसरे दोस्त से...
Kutta- Bada Aya Engineer Banne
Santa ne apni car ke Niche Kutte ko sota hua
Dekha, To kutte ki taang Paka
Many Toppers Will Come and Go but this one will remain my favourite
Exams Bhi Hote Rahenge aur toppers bhi bante rahenge..
.
.
When Friend Says Morning Walk Pe Chalega
Friend - Morning Walk Pe Chalega..
.
Me - ja jagah dena Bas..
.
F
Mein To HAHA React Karunga
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You
