If I were a painter......
you would be my painting,
if i were an author.....
you would be my story,
if i were a poet.....
you would be my poem,
UNFORTUNATELY
I'm a Programmer...
and you are my BUG.
Yo mamma so stupid she’s sitting up a tree yelling at neighbors she’s
पत्नी : सुनिए जी, मेरी स्किन ब
Eat Burgur But Forget To Take Selfie
When U eat outside but forget to take selfie
Ab logo ko kese pta lgega ke
Yo momma reached another direction
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction and reached anot
Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC
Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?
BF txt to his GF on watsApp...
BF : Hi
GF : Hello
BF
Alia nhi chati ball se ho goal...
Alia ke sawaal se friend ka bura haal ... hahaha ^_^
Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Lathi Charge Karne Ja rahe Hai
Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ?
Police : Lathi Charge Karne
Techer- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Net
