
If I were a painter......
you would be my painting,
if i were an author.....
you would be my story,
if i were a poet.....
you would be my poem,
UNFORTUNATELY
I'm a Programmer...
and you are my BUG.
Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?
Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola
At last Of Every CID Episode
Wife: Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo
To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi.
Husb
On Festive Days People Be Like To Relatives....
On Festive Days People Be Like To Relatives....
kya larki thi...
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya l
Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so?
Alia Bhatt: Yes,
When I Use My Mom's Phone
Me - Me yeh khel, khel chuka hua
When my moms Says - idhar aa ni marungi
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Me - main
Poore Education System Par Paani Fer Diya Bhai Ne...
Poore Education System Par Paani Fer Diya Bhai Ne...