
If I were a painter......
you would be my painting,
if i were an author.....
you would be my story,
if i were a poet.....
you would be my poem,
UNFORTUNATELY
I'm a Programmer...
and you are my BUG.
PM Netanyahu asks Israelis to to NAMASTE
insted shaking hands Amid C
Someone - how garib You are..
.
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Me - ye dekh
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana..
Me - Acha Toh Aap frooty piyenge..<
टीचर - तुम आज लेट क्यों हो गई?
लड़की - स
Santa : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
Banta : Main jaa raha hun.
Santa
कॉलेज में एक बड़ी उम्र की लड़की ने दा
मोहब्बत और डाउनलोडिग कभी अधूरी
गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती ह
dad: "did you know that all the people who live around here aren't allowed to be b
जज:-
तुमने पुलिस ऑफिसर की जेब में