If I Were a Painter

Posted on 13th Dec 2014 10:37 am by mohit kumar

If I were a painter......
you would be my painting,
if i were an author.....
you would be my story,
if i were a poet.....
you would be my poem,
UNFORTUNATELY
I'm a Programmer...
and you are my BUG.

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Santa Ka Sabse Bada Dar

 

Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.

Santa: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai d

It Took me 2 minutes understand what goings on..

It Took me 2 minutes understand what goings on..

Kanjoos Baniya

कंजूस बनिया मरनेवाला था।

 

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Ladai Dekhne Khade Ho

 

Jab Aap Ladai Dekhne Khade Ho par wo

tu hath laga pehle..

tu chhu

Wrong Advice

मेरे एक शुभचिंतक ने मुझे यह सुझाव दिय

When No One Invites you in Ludo

 

When No One Invites you in Ludo

Someone Love Is In The Air

Love Is In The  Air...

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Me Be Like

Ludo Me Haarna

 

They- Breakup Heart The Most

 

 

Me ---

Who Says I Hate Memes

 

we are besties..

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yess..but i hate memes

A Collage Girl

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