If I Were a Painter

Posted on 13th Dec 2014 10:37 am by mohit kumar

If I were a painter......
you would be my painting,
if i were an author.....
you would be my story,
if i were a poet.....
you would be my poem,
UNFORTUNATELY
I'm a Programmer...
and you are my BUG.

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Patni-Sunoji, Beta Bahut Paise Udane Laga He, Jaha B Chupati Hu dhundh Leta He

 

Ye Kon Si Meeting Hai

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When Someone Says Ab Toh Tu Yaad Bhi Nahi Karta

 

When Someone Says Ab Toh Tu Yaad Bhi Nahi Karta

When Ex GF Says Oo Pata Nahi Ji Kon Sa Nasha Karta Hai..

When Ex GF Says Oo Pata Nahi Ji Kon Sa Nasha Karta Hai.. 

Chand Par Paani

पब्लिक टॉयलेट में लिखा था

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Memes Ko Main pasand Hu

 

Memes Ko Main pasand Hu

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UP Police Be Like - Burj

Expiry Date

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? Yo