Sarkari Office....
Posted on
2nd Sep 2014 12:48 pm by
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U will love this one......
Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.
Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.
Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!
City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government. , and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.
Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?
City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.
Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?
City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. And I got caught!
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