Sarkari Office....
Posted on
2nd Sep 2014 12:48 pm by
admin
U will love this one......
Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.
Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.
Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!
City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government. , and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.
Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?
City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.
Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?
City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. And I got caught!
110 
50 
Other jokes
Me Downloads Free Cracked Software, Virus Entering computer Be Like..
Me Downloads Free Cracked Virus Software, Entering computer Be Like..
Nick Jones To Ranveer Singh Be Like Haath Jod Kar Guzaarish hai Aapse Dur Rahiye Meri Mummy Se...
Nick Jones To Ranveer Singh Be Like Haath Jod Kar Guzaarish hai Aapse Dur Rahiye Meri Mummy Se...
Bhai se Pitwane Ki Dhamki
जो लड़कियाँ बात-2 पर अपने भाई से पिटवान
Jeene Marne Ki Kasam Khane Wale
Jeene Marne Ki Kasam Khane Wale
Sardar Ne Bachayi Jaan
Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala.
Utha Le Re Baba
Utha Le re baba
utha le..
..
.
.
.
Mere Ko nahi r
It Took 2 Minutes To Understand This
It Took 2 Minutes To Understand This
When You are Harami But Still You Look Cute And Innocent
When You are Harami But Still You Look Cute And Innocent
College Ki Ladkiya
Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiy
Itna Boar Ho Gaya Hu Ki
Itna Bore Ho Gya Hu ki chowk Tak Gaya Tha police walo ke pas
<
