Sarkari Office....
Posted on
2nd Sep 2014 12:48 pm by
admin
U will love this one......
Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.
Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.
Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!
City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government. , and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.
Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?
City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.
Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?
City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. And I got caught!
110 
50 
Other jokes
July - We're Up Next,Damn I Am Nervous
Â
July - We're Up Next,Damn I Am Nervous
JK Wall Putti ka Kamaal
अगर आप घर में अकेले बैठे बोर होते रहतà¥
When You Follow Celebrity On Social Media After Their Death Celebrity Be Like...
When You Follow Celebrity On Social Media After Their Death Celebrity Be Like...
Mission Accomplished PM Modi
Â
Karan Johar PM Modi
'' Mission Accomplished'' memeÂ
is trendi
When You See It
When You See It
The Whole World to China
Â
The Whole World to China..
.
.
.
Ye Virus Bana Diy
When You Are Fighting With Your Sister And Then Suddenly She Shouts Papa Dekho ye Mujhse Lad Raha Hai
Â
When You Are Fighting With Your Sister And Then Suddenly She Shouts Papa Dekho ye
Bablu Bana Aalsi
बबलू ने कहा: मेरा घर के किसी काम को करन
Washington Sundar father Right Now Be Like...
Washington Sundar father Right Now Be Like...
Stupid Science
SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..
Par Science ko ye
