Chor aya,
Tijori par likha tha :
"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..
Gabbar -Holi kab Hai,Kab Hai Holi
Gabbar -Holi kab Hai,Kab Hai Holi
Patni Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha,
Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon.
Husband Ne Jawab D
When She Says Ghar Par Koi Nahi Hai..
She - Babu Ghar Aao Na.
.
He - Thand Bahut Hai..
.
She - Ghar Par
Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Santa: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
When You Type Google In Google Chrome Search Bar Be Like...
When You Type Google In Google Chrome Search Bar Be Like...
When Teacher Asks Who is Presenting next
When Teacher Asks Who is Presenting next
दो व्यक्ति रेलवे की टिकट खिड़की पर ला
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,
How is it That
Your Name is
Baccha Ghar Se Maar Kha Kar School Jaa Raha Tha…
Raaste Mein Kisi Ne Pucha: Beta P
