A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage"
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana..
Me - Acha Toh Aap frooty piyenge..<
Me - its My Choice me 5 kholu ya 10
Dad - Tu 5-5 books khol kar mobile chla raha tha..
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Me
देख लिया हर दूसरी लड़की को हॉट क
पति (दर्द से कराहते हुए): सुनो, मेरे सी
When You Listen Nimbu Mirchi se corona bhag jata hai
When You Listen Nimbu Mirchi se corona bhag jata hai
When She Is Offline
Everyone In My Friend List Right Now
Everyone In My Friend List Right Now
When You Know That This Is The Last Month Of 2020..
When You Know That This Is The Last Month Of 2020..
teacher - Mujhe apna dost he samjho..
teacher - Mujhe apna dost he samjho..
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