A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage"
पार्टी में सुंदर लड़की से हंस-हंस कर ब
अफ्रीका में काले बाय्फ्रेंड ने… अप
कुछ ही समय पहले पप्पू ने फोटोग्राफी क
Baap banne ki kushi mai pati hua mota
patni : Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
pati : Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
Guy celebrating for being rejected
In a party.. संता :- लगता है लोग आज कल मुझे Government Open All Restaurants And Malls Government Open All Restaurants And Malls. . . . . Banta- Dost ko musibat me nahi chhodunga Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se N Bulati Hai Magar Janey Ka Nahi
Wife : Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
मेरे दोस्त ने अपनी Ex gf की शादी मे
