A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage"
Flowers ke sath april fool wish
फूल ने,
फूलों की,
फूलवारी
Memory card Nahi Ration card Hai
Jatt : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory ca
10 march ki holi hai ab mat puchna kab hai holi
When Someone Shares My meme Without Reacting On It
When Someone Shares My meme Without Reacting On It
मेरे दोस्त ने अपनी GF की शादी में इतन
When Engineers Day Be Like..
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FACEBOOK (inbox)
Boy : Hello Babe....
Girl : (seen 3 minutes ago)
Boy : Hey ple
Yo momma's so stupid, she put three quarters in her ears and thought she was liste
When Me Watching IPL Final Match And checking Bihar Election Result Too..
When Me Watching IPL Final Match And checking Bihar Election Result Too..
Tune phle batting kr li, ab bollowing nhi milegi...
We can never have
All-rounders like Jacques Kallis in India,
because ?
