A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage"
Darwaja Mat Kholna Bade Hi Khatarnak Log Hai Daya Be Like..
Darwaja Mat Kholna Bade Hi Khatarnak Log Hai
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Kholne D
चिरकुट : I Love You
लड़की :- “मेरी च
DP Na Dekh Pagli Pyar ho Jayega
मेरी DP न देख पगली प्यार हो
mahesh bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala h
Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh
Se Jal Gayi.!!
Husband: Mere Paas
33 years Old Ramayan Actor
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The and Now
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r you doing Darling?”
Wife:
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? Yo
Teacher - Tum dono Ke Answer Same Kyu Hai
Teacher - Tum dono Ke Answer Same Kyu Hai..
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Nibba And Nibbi Love Affair