Mouse vs Lion


Posted on 2nd Sep 2014 12:42 pm by admin

A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.

A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.

The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.

The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???















Any guess???























The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage"

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