A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage"
Girlfriend - Tumahri Yaad Mein Gutkha Kha Leta Hu
गर्लफ्रेंड- मेरी याद आती है तो त
Deewaro Ke Bhi Kaan Hotey Hai
Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Bata
Famous Dialogues
ladka- Main Sach Me Tumahre Liye kuch Nahi Laya
लड़क ी: जानू, मेरे लिए क्या गिफ्ट
Sonu Sood You Are Real Kohinoor
Sonu Sood You Are Real Kohinoor
Sabse jyda nasha hai KITAAB mai ^_^
Santa : Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Banta : Shrab Me?
Santa : No
Banta : P
आलिया भट्ट एक दुकान में गयी..
आलिया
संता: डार्लिंग आज बरसात हो रही ह
Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya
Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho G
