A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage"
हमारे देश में केवल एक आदमी ऐसा है..
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Oye Date Par Chalegi
Students Who Are Still Studying In Home
Students Who Are Still Studying In Home
पति- आज ऐसी चाय बनाओ कि पीते ही
तन
Husband :-इतनी अच्छी चटनी कैसे बना ले
संता के हाथ में नया फोन देखकर बंता बो
Me Looking At An Easy Question In exam Hall
Me Looking At An Easy Question In exam Hall
लड़की: मैं शादी के बाद तुम्हारे
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg
अफ्रीका में काले बाय्फ्रेंड ने… अप
