A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage"
Me- Mom Jayada Bhook Nahi,Bas ek hi roti banana mere liye
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Yo mama so dumb she called Spiderman for pest control.
When You Think This Is Concert
When You Think This Is Concert
Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha.
Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya
Me In Every Morning
Paab Bana Raha Hai Ya Vaccine
ICC Sakht Launda Of The Decade...
ICC Sakht Launda Of The Decade...
Har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-
Jab ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle to
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How His Face Fit Inside This Helmet
How His Face Fit Inside This Helmet
तमाम बेवकूफों को इत्तला दी जाती है
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