A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage"
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa S
When Mom Switch Off The Fan
biwi- ye banduk leke darwaje pe ku khade ho...?
pati- sher ka shikar karne ja raha hun..<
Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angr
Ladki Ka Naam Lete Hi Sab Badal Jatey Hai
Ladki Ka Naam Lete Hi Sab Badal Jatey Hai
True Story:
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In Bed, Its 6:00 am, If u close ur eyes for 5 minutes,
Me And My Friend Still Waiting For Exam Cancelled Wali News
Me And My Friend Still Waiting For Exam Cancelled Wali News
Sanju- Pata nahi paper me kon aage beth jaye
टीचर:- “क्लास में लड़ाई क्यों नही करन
Dear Girls And Golgappe
